hey u know its weird that ur thinking voice doesnt make a sound but it kinda feels like it does
*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.